Why′d you always try to fuck with my head?
You mocked my haircut again
So I got some scissors and cut it off
And now I can't go out in public
I look like a suburban monk
I guess I am punk′d because

Ashton Kutcher's got nothing on you
Ashton Kutcher will be laughing at you
I just wanted to be your Demi Moore

You fuck with my system again
I'll take your favourite pen
I′ll take your t-shirt and put it in the wash
Then when you go out in public
Your fabric will be fucking soft
I guess you got punk′d because

Ashton Kutcher's got nothing on you
Ashton Kutcher will be laughing at you
I just wanted to be your Demi Moore

But they′re not together anymore

I just wanted to be your
Mid-noughties MTV star
I just wanted to be your
Mid-noughties MTV star
See I just wanted to be your
Mid-noughties MTV star
I just wanted to be your
Mid-noughties MTV star

Writer(s): Ben Macklin, Robert Knaggs, Henry Young, Dylan Alexander Price, Oliver Paul Howard Dewdney, Alexandra Greenwood<br>Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com