Listen to The Waiter And The Porter And The Upstairs Maid online. The Waiter And The Porter And The Upstairs Maid is an English language song and is sung by Bing Crosby, Mary Martin and Jack Teagarden And His Orchestra. The Waiter And The Porter And The Upstairs Maid, from the album A Musical Autobiography - Volume 3 & 4, was released in the year 2006. The duration of the song is 4:04. Download English songs online from JioSaavn.